There is a little old lady crying out for a dish. Her argument goes that the reception on their current box TV is just too poor for their poor eyesight. The argument goes that with a satellite dish installation columbus callout, a picture-perfect reception will be installed as well. That now goes without saying because that is exactly what is going to happen when you have a satellite dish installed.
You have a reception to die for and it is located amongst the stars. Speaking of which, this becomes an entertainment center where you and your old spouse get to enjoy all the stars under the sun, from Hollywood to Bollywood. And to think, there is even a place called Nollywood. Let’s not go there. Whatever will they come up with next? The point is that with a satellite installation, you can have pretty much any satellite channel you want.
But what if your monthly pension only goes so far? Well, that’s not going to plague you because here you’ll just need to be as selective as possible. In your old age, you have taught yourself to be quite picky. So that shouldn’t be a problem. Just pick out only the shows you like. You’ll have what they call a bouquet suite. Call it budget satellite if you want. There is also another system that you could utilize if you choose.
It’s called pay as you go, words to that effect. It’s not quite the same as pay per view; that would have been altogether too expensive anyhow. No sense in watching re-runs now is there. And you’ll never need to miss another ballgame old man. He does, however, have one more problem with this system to iron out. The two of them keep falling asleep in front of their TV!